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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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waifus-of-hope

Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:

1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM

2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel

captainnotamurderer

Barbie: “Hey, can you help me check over my resume?”

Ken: “Sure thing.”

*Barbie takes out enough paper to make a new tree*

Ken: “Barbs, what the heck?”

Or

Interviewer: “We’ve checked over your resume and it says you have 978 P.H.D.s. Can you please explain to me how that’s possible?”

Barbie: “I’m, like, really good at [insert generic skill here].”

Interviewer: …

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worldsworstfather

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

worldsworstfather

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

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